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Wasn’t actually very mean
Unfortunately was forced to live a life remote
When he found the little girl did not float
So I realized after posting the poem that I have been pronouncing it Franken'steen' in my head, Young Frankenstein really stuck with me when I was young lol.
IT'S FRAHNK-EN-STEEN.
Frankenstein’s Monster’s Bride to be
May greet you in a fashion unnecessary,
It may be in a shriek or hiss
But please try not to act so remiss
If you were to find a bite upon your lady’s croup
It could be the handiwork of Monsieur Tombeur leLoup
Now if you ask as to where your lady went
Monsieur will protest, he’s only the most dapper gent